Monday, October 20, 2008

Clare: Tabloid Gossip Columnist

Just for the record. My three year old is a rumor-spreader. The National Enquirer has just offered her a high paying position with them, and unfortunately, she'll be good at it. So, to dispel some of the rumors you may see or hear, please read further.

Clare is not getting a sister, Tallulah, soon. If you come up to rub my belly, there'll be nothing there other than beer and nachos. Sorry for the disappointment.
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We are not getting (or even remotely planning on getting) a dog named Buttercup.

I'll update you when further rumors become available.

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